Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Krisser Pisser Knows for Sure.

Okay this is my slogan!
It seems I am having more fun on the computer lately...if I am not making fun of someone's MySpace page then I am looking up life themes or quizzing my friends...well here is another one for you to try. You just put in a word and then it will sloganize the word. So try out the link and if you get a funny one you can comment back so I can laugh too!

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

How well do you know KrisserPisser!

I made a Quiz for You on QuizYourFriends.com
CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.http://www.quizyourfriends.com/linkemail01.php?quizname=060416191253-937440&

Fun with puters!

Okay so this is really fun if anyone wants to do it and send back a comment on your answer. So go to the link below and enter you birthday day and the year you turned 18. Not the year you were born but the year it was on your 18th birthday...I.E. mine is June 13th 1989. Hit the American flag and it will show you what the Number 1 hit was and that is to be your LIFE'S THEME...It's pretty interesting, funny life changing...J/K Just do it it'll give you something to do for like 5 minutes!
http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php


Kriss' LIFE THEME:
I'll Be Loving You Forever - New Kids On The Block

Jim's LIFE THEME:
Livin On A Prayer - Bon Jovi

ENJOY!!!

Where does the time go!?!

Okay so I was driving down War Memorial today and right past the stadium I see a huge crane knocking down the old Alwan Bros. Meat building...it was sooo sad. It's hard as you get older because you want everything to stay the same. I know they have a awesome new building so its not like they are closing and they kept the black cow so at least the feel will still be there but man it's hard seeing landmarks like that going away!

Playin in Peoria!

The Curse of the Cubs!

So I know I will get a bunch of emails from everyone saying "What do you expect...it's the CUBS!" I just read the report that my boy D.Lee is on the disabled list with a fractured wrist for 3-6 months!!! I mean come on...we are finally playing fairly well... our division is really tough this year...hello our top 5 teams are over .500 (we only have 6 teams in our division). D was such an important part of our defense and offense. Here we just signed him to a multi year contract and I know he is going to be back and when he's healthy he gives 110%. I really hope he heals right and is able to recoup from this but man this sux! Who do you think is going to take his place...Todd Walker? I don't know he has really just been excelling at 2nd...although he is producing at the plate. John Mabry?...Well maybe Mabry but who can really fill D's shoes or glove for that matter. Maybe call up Sing? He did great in Spring Training. Which ever way this goes I just hope the team doesn't go into a slump because this year was starting out good. We are 1 of only 2 teams who hasn't lost a back to back game! Well I will still love my Cubbies and cheer em on like nothing else!

Let's score some runs!

Beerfest!!!!

Alrighty...so the annual Peoria Jaycees International Beerfest is here!!! AKA the biggest bar in Peoria! If you are going to be out there...look for me as I will be drinking...aahh I mean volunteering...at the event. So it's this Saturday at Expo Gardens ...$10 to get in ($12 at the door) and a crapload of beer to try. Go to www.jaycees.com to get the complete beer list. I hope to see all you fine upstanding citizens...DRUNKS...there to help support your local Peoria Jaycees!

Cheers!

Cubs still holding on to 2nd!

Opening Day with the Cubbies!!!

The day started off with these yummy tacos for breakfast!

And the story goes on!

So here is the next day after the night of toooooo much SoCo. So picture above is me looking BAD!!! As you can see I lost one of my hoop earings.
We walked home(thankfully) and the picture above is my shoe we found in a yard about 10 houses from Andy's. I work up with 1 shoe! Wow strange things afoot at the Circle K!

And that is the rest of the story!

1 drunk story

Okay so the night started out like any other normal night...but then the southern comfort started to take over...

We soon were acting like drunk iidots!

And then we woke up!

Just 1 Word...

SWEEP!

Score...Cubs 5 Cardinals 1

So we pulled it off...the Cubs actually won a home opener today...the game was soooo sweet. Matt M. was such an awesome outfielder. I actually saw a double play consisting of Matt catching a fly ball out by the warning track and hurling the ball into D. Lee on 1st base to get the runner out who was heading for 2nd. Essentially it was a 7-3 double play. Also D.Lee hit a homer in the 1st. If the wind wasn't coming in at 30+ MPH I can't even imagine where that ball would of landed! Let me now address the weather. When I get my pictures downloaded I will share the 1 with me BUNDLED up. I have never been to a colder sporting event. NEVER. Not even a Bears game in mid December. Let's just say I was happy it was a quick game and that we won! I also got to eat the best tacos for breakfast...Yummy in my tummy! Oh and of course an OLD STYLE at the Cubby Bear before the game.
GO CUBS GO...

Cubby Chubby!

So tomorrow is the home opener for the Chicago Cubs. Of course we have to play those stinkin' Cardinals on our opening weekend! Rats! At least we have Mabry. As it should be it is supposed to be bitter cold with a mix of snow and rain! The radio announcer said to dress as if you were attending a snowmobile convention! Nothing like some good ole baseball in Chicago! Love them Cubbies! Even if I turn into a popsicle.

By the way at the end of the month I get to do my 2 favorite things in 1 day!
1:20 Cubs game in the bleachers
7:30 Horror Pops concert at the Beat Kitchen

Baseball and live music..does life get any better than this!

Chowder heads!